Ugh. I really, really hate Lootcrate. You never have any idea of what you’re going to get. You might get a cool Funko POP! figure, or a cool and unique Power Rangers shirt. There is usually a pretty nifty thing or two in each box, but the rest of the stuff? Pretty much landfill.

But this month Lootcrate has an anti-hero theme, and Hellboy has been promised as a featured item. I FREAKING LOVE HELLBOY. Mike Mignola is one of the Holy Three, guys. And there might be a super-cool Hellboy something or other. Or it might be Hellboy toilet paper. I am really super torn on this one.
Interested? Braver than me? Here is the link to the August Lootcrate. If I were a braver man, kids, this wouldn’t even be a hesitation on my behalf. I’ve been burned before on these things… The whole shebang shuts down at 9pm PST on August 19th.
Some day, just for fun, I will tell the story of when I met Mike Mignola. Seriously, one of three times in my life that words wouldn’t come out of my mouth. But that is a story for another day.