I don’t normally post links to news articles, and links to Buzzfeed? Not going to happen much at all. But this one story is too much up my alley to pass up.
Clowns. In the woods. Calling out to kids…
Seriously, read the story. If this isn’t a hoax, it’s about the freakiest real-world thing I have read about in a long time
Here is the story from the local news source in Greenville, South Carolina. My favorite part of the story?
The deputy who compiled the report also wrote that several children said they “believe the clowns stay in a house located near a pond at the end of a man-made [trail] in the woods.”
I’m a pretty compassionate guy, and I would love for everyone in the world to be able to do their thing and not have to deal with the judgement of others for it. But CLOWNS? IN THE WOODS? And they have a squat-house by a pond? There is no amount of gasoline that could deal with this.