Fantasy Skirmish: Setting Yourself Free

For a lot of us middle-aged wardolly junkies, Mordheim was the Alpha and the Omega of wargaming when it hit in 1999. The art design defined what Grimdark meant without losing that whimsical edge that made it great. Playing with a dozen minis meant you could get a warband together in a good weekend of hobbying. It was also built off of (I think) Fourth Edition Warhammer Fantasy Rules, so it was easy enough to learn one if you knew the other.

Todd, a respectable demon lord, and his personal Valet, Timothy.

And then, like most great things, it disappeared, unloved and scorned by its creator, like the Creature when Victor decides to cast the wretch out to pursue other endeavors.

I’ve been chasing Mordheim now for over a quarter century. The rules set feels a little antiquated now, and while there are modern contenders to the game, I’m not smitten by any of them in the same way.

A desperate thug tries to sneak up on an unwary magician

Necromunda is pretty great in its modern incarnation, but I really don’t want to have to carry around half a library worth of books to get a game in. One Page Rules is fun, but a little too simple for what I want to sink my teeth in to. Frostgrave and Five Leagues from the Borderlands both come much closer to what I’m looking for, but I’m still struggling to find that Goldilocks system that works just right for me.

So, I think I’m just going to have to write it out myself. Something that bridges that gap between crunchiness and simplicity, allows some customization, and, most importantly, is miniature agnostic.

A group of barbarians in search of a hot bath…

I’ll be starting with a Witch Hunter warband, using the ideas I have in my head to get the classic warband on the table. I have plenty of figures to build out a good roster, and that’ll help me get more of my Paint What You Got challenge figures finished.

At first, I was a little daunted about base size, since I’ll be using some modern Warhammer minis in this warband, and they have larger bases. Then I realized that I’m not bound to those restraints, as I’m working my own forge now. So, the first step in setting myself free is setting those minis free. Goodbye, lovely decorative but overly large bases, and hello 25mm classics!

I’ll be mashing up some classic GW sprues with some modern classics from the Frostgrave range, which should allow me to have some fun with the warbands.

Next up, I’ll share some of the ideas I have for the mechanics, because why not? They’re not entirely mine, but after 40 years of gaming I have a billion game systems in my head that I am going to openly pillage.

Now we’ll see how long this conviction lasts, I could do almost all of this with the 5x from x system and be just as happy!

28mm Fantasy Troops

I have been really fussy about relative scale for most of my four decades of miniature painting. I want figures to be close in size to each other, which has led to me making some rash decisions about using slightly smaller scale miniatures with slightly larger miniatures typical of the Big Game Juggernaut.

What do you mean, too tall?

Recently, I was out for a walk and had the old “no one is the same height, why stress that in miniatures so much” thing brought to life in living contrast. I am a little over 2 meters in height, and most people I encounter in the world are a little shorter, or sometimes quite a bit shorter than I am. So, yeah… why am I stressing out about that so much with miniatures?

Gnoll warrior from Frostgrave, perfect beastman foil to store your arrows in!

By placing those roadblocks in my way I’ve been blocking perfectly good Frostgrave minis from taking up space on my hobby table. They’re inexpensive, fun to paint, and make great rabble and foot troops for my skirmish games.

Barbarian Warrior from Frostgrave, a perfect vessel to store your beer in, whether you like it or not!

Sure, they might come up to a Warhammer hero’s shoulder, but on that walk most of the dudes I was passing by came up to my shoulder. So, that’s settled. Frostgrave minis are back on the menu, boys!

This might seem a little silly to most folks. Wardollies and their scale don’t keep most people up at night. I’m going to try my damnedest to give this a shot and not stay up all hours shrieking into the void about it!

Human warrior, obviously out of arrows.

Oof, those layer lines on my terrain, though! I think it might be time to get back to scratch built terrain. No knock against 3D printing, but I miss the charm of scratch built buildings! That, though, is another post. Here’s a cultist to wrap things up!

Am I alone in this? Does anyone else out there stress out about size differences within a scale? I’m not really losing sleep over this, but it does bug me a bit!

Random Malifaux Miniatures

Malifaux is an amazing game. I love the lore, adore the miniatures, and think the game mechanics are incredible. I’m also so intimidated by the rules that I know I’ll never play a game of it again.

I still love painting the minis, and I have to be honest with myself; I’m far more a painter than a gamer anyway, but I sure would love to find a ruleset that allowed me to use these guys!

The big zombie is part of the Residents of Rottenberg crew, helping bring about a town that zombies can un-live in peace. At least I think that’s what they’re doing. It’s in my head-canon and won’t leave! I wish I had seen the seems in the sculpt before painting him, but thus are the perils of assembling and painting in bad light.

The next gribbly is a Desolation Engine, pretty much killing machines that only want destruction and carnage. They’re hard to kill, and are made up of machinery and dead bits of folks.

Even worse, if you DO manage to destroy one, they become a bunch of Steampunk Abominations, which is a fun little bonus. I think, I should say, since I’ve never actually played this crew and have no idea how they work. But it SOUNDS cool!

Normally, folks paint these guys up in dead flesh schemes, but I wanted to do some purple hues and play a little. Not strictly lore accurate, but it works for me!

Marvel Zombies: Groot! Groot! Groot!

I love Groot! His miniature from Marvel Crisis Protocol is pretty sweet, but alas, I don’t have a personal aircraft hangar to store MCP figs, so I’ll have to do with these Marvel Zombies figs from Zombicide.

It’s a pretty solid sculpt, with plenty of room to play with tints and really break away from the monotony of painting a guy made of wood.

Here he is with Drax, the galaxy’s greatest saxaphone player!

Malifaux Outcasts: Necropunks

I’ve been painting up Malifaux models for over a decade now, and honestly, I couldn’t quit this range of miniatures if I tried. The lore is hands-down the best out there (for my sensibilities), and the models are incredible, even if you lose years of sanity every time you build one. My latest project has been putting together a Leveticus crew. He’s a right bastard, so I’ll be saving him for last!

Leveticus uses the Amalgam keyword, so he has access to a pretty wild assortment of gribbly monsters and abominations. Necropunks are part of that list, and I’m really happy that they’ve had a refresh since the original sculpts… They weren’t terrible, by any means, just not what I was looking for in a Weird West mini!

Not 100% sure these are the originals, but they’re pretty damned close!

The new Necropunks came out for 2nd edition, and maintain the gross level pretty well. Here’s punk #1:

I went with a greenish pallor on the skin, he is a dead guy, after all. Love the gear on his back, too! Such a grotesque fella!

Punk 2 has some Go-Go Gadget arms action going down, which is probably good, he’s a little guy, after all. Those extendo-arms probably come in handy when he bellies up to the bar at the saloon!

Punk 3 reminds me of a cool old monk, but dead, and toting a trusty metal pole instead of a staff. Really cool legs on this dude, too!

First Warband for ‘Rangers of Shadow Deep’

It took some time management to wrangle this project to completion! I have about a dozen projects in progress right now, and the part of me that launches that many projects kind of hates to see one get crossed off. But Lila Moonshadow, my intrepid half-ranger, finally has her company assembled!

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As per my own rules for my Rangers of Shadow Deep campaign, each of the models will need to be printed at home and painted before they see play. I will make a few exceptions where needed, but the Company of the Moonshadow were all printed on my Elegoo Mars and a dream to paint.

Erdwyn Ghost-Step and Morlaine DeShayne are the newest members of the party. Erdwyn is your classic rogue, choosing a life in the shadows over renown and glory. Morlain has been traveling the countryside, looking for a cause to swear her sword to. In Rangers of Shadow Deep Morlaine would be a Swordsman, but I’m changing the class to Sworn Sword.

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Lila’s oldest companions came with her when she set out on her quest. The Dwarfen Barbarian Gino Stonefist has known Lila since she was an apprentice, when he was tasked to guide her through the Crimsonthorn wilds. They became fast friends, and were eventually joined by Bromwyd Stoutshield, Gino’s impetuous nephew. Browmwyd is a man-at-arms, while Gino, of course, is a barbarian.

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Now that the party is done. I need to finish up the rest of the monsters for the first encounter, get some buildings put together, and finish up the design on my stat cards!

My Kingdom for Good Lighting

It’s been a long, terrible, and murky road, but I think I might finally have my lighting dialed in for miniature photography. Here are my Tengu from Bushido, finally looking like I have always wanted them to look in a photo:

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Compare the shot above to this glam shot of the same figs from a few months back:

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The second photo looks pretty okay, but the warmth of the colors isn’t there, and you can’t see how cool the feathers on old Papa Owl look. It’s a pretty staggering difference when you’re trying to show off your chops as a painter.

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I have tried so many damned set-ups for photographing minis. Everything from light booths to a trash-can with a light shining through it. Nothing was giving me what I wanted.

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Then, I decided to print off a washed out grey background, which I taped to a stand that had a back panel on it. I taped the background on with a slope at the back, so that the minis could be photographed without a crease in the background.

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It takes two studio lights held about 8 inches above the stand to light everything up, and it makes a world of difference in the quality of the photos!

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Now, I have to fight off the temptation to go back and take new photos of all of my minis! It’s a pretty tough urge to fight!

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Now, I just have to ride out the pandemic until Shiv Games opens back up. Most of us have been working on Bushido bands over the last few months, and I know we’re all itching to check out the game!

 

Chibi Ramen Shack

Getting an Infinity squad together isn’t really that much work. But, when your brain works like mine does, you want cool terrain to play with, too. So, getting an Infinity squad together involves a lot of world building.

The Chibi Ramen shack was made from lots of layers of foam core, glued together then sanded into shape. Turns out foamcore CAN hold up to a hobby sander, and you can get some cool contours and shapes that you wouldn’t normally associate with a foamcore building.

The menu signs are from an actual ramen shop, which I ran through the poster filter in Photoshop to make less obvious.

Redbubble Test Batch 1

Some of the art from last week’s posts featured lots of cute little animals in stylish mod clothing. Aside from monsters, that’s just about my favorite thing to draw. The first batch was for a shirt, but while I was drawing those, I started investigating Redbubble as a print option for my art.

I have used several other services, and while decent, none really grabbed me. I ordered some stickers featuring those same animals, and a couple of Gorinka images, and crossed my fingers.

The stickers came today!

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I really couldn’t be happier; the colors on the animals pops nicely, the screens on the Gorinkas are crisp, and the stickers themselves are a really nice vinyl. I ordered these about 5 days ago, and got them today in a cool little mailer. Color me happy.

If you’re interested in cool little stickers of your own art, I highly encourage you to open a Redbubble shop. If you want some of MY cool little stickers, you can find them right here.

Change of course coming up for the next few weeks, as I have some miniature commissions to get to. I will, however, be posting progress pictures and reports here just for fun!

Oh, no! Hurðaskellir is here!

According to Icelandic tradition there are a bunch of nasty spirits that start wandering the land on the 12th of December. Today is the 18th of December, and I missed a few days. But I’ll make up for it with one of my favorites, Hurðaskellir. His name literally means Door Slammer. Old Hurðaskellir is the reason why doors slam shut, especially late at night.

Hurðaskellir is one of the Yule Lads, and he comes down from his mother’s cave on the 18th to harass people and scare naughty children. He is occasionally accompanied by the Yule Cat, a very nasty feline that eats really wicked kids.

So, be extra kind this holiday season… That slamming door you hear tonight might just be Hurðaskellir, coming to scare you in your sleep!

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Hurðaskellir painting from The Yule Lads: A Celebration of Iceland’s Christmas Folklore by Brian Pilkington